"My periods are late" are the words you'll never want to hear from your girlfriend before she gets married. Yes, even "I don't love you anymore" is a lullaby compared to it. The Thoughts of Mia Khalifa in mind gets replaced by the thoughts of family, career, abortion....WAIT! abortion..? What if she is actually pregnant! What if we actually need to have an abortion! Google is put to work,

The little boy was confused. He looked at the idol in the temple. ‘A God?’ he wondered. It was Fat and quite Huge. Head of an elephant with body of a human. Mommy had told him God was beautiful. He was not sure now. He turned to walk away. A laddoo rolled out of a plate. Smiling, he picked it up and gulped it whole. Indeed God was beautiful.