Are you upset that your
girlfriend is fat and does not have the figure like that of a supermodel?? Is
your girlfriend too stubborn and refuses to work out?? Doesn’t she stop gorging
on fatty fast foods??
Don’t worry!! Here are a few
miraculous things you can say to her and trust me, she will hit the gym right
away…
Points to moti-vate your moti
girlfriend for losing weight…
- Moti, tu lift pe akele bhi chadhti hogi to overloaded ho jata hoga na???...
- Tere ghar ke aap pass ke roads kaise hain?? Tute-phute!! No wonder!! Tu chalti hogi unpe..
- Tu first floor pe rehti kaise hai…building dhas ni jati??...
- I am curious…tu darwaze kaise kholti hai? Haath pahunchte kaise hai?? Pet takra ni jata???
- I am sure Earth ki centre of gravity tere hi shaher mein hogi
- Tu kabhi bed pe soya mat kar, tut jaega…zameen pe gadda bichha ke bhi soegi na toh vo b dab jaega.. Mattress wale tujhe dekh k warranty cancel kr dete h uski..
- (cont.) kabhi main tere baju mein soya to ludak ke tere pass aa jaunga… Bhagwan na kare neend mein mujhpe chadh gai to chipke huye sticker ki tarah nikalna padega mujhe gadde se…
- Tu ek city mein zyada din mat raha kar….migrate karti rehna…warna us city ki food supply khatam ho jaegi…
- (Marriage special) Baraat ke sath mujhe 3-4 helicopters bhi lane padenge tujhe uthake le jane ke lie…
- Suhaagraat pe jab main tere upar rahunga to aisi feeling aegi mano haathi ke upar chinti reng rahi ho!!!
- Tujhse shaadi karne se pehle bohot soch-vichaar krna padega…tera pet bharne ke lie meri salary crores mein honi chahie…
- World War 2 ke time paeda hui hoti to America wale nuclear bomb ki jagah tujhe use kar lete…teri ek fart se Hiroshima aur Nagasaki ek saath tabaah ho jata… arey aj to fir bhi life prosperous hai wahan…tu hoti to aaj tak barren land rehta wo…
- (Placement special) Pta hai kisi company mein tujhe job kyu nahi mil rahi? Kyunki wo log tujhe dekhke darr jate hain ki canteen ka saara khana to tu akele hi kha jaegi…
- (Politics special) Politicians ko strike karna hota hai to tujhe le jate hain? Tujhe main road pe bitha dete honge…and ROAD BLOCK!!
- Tu kabhi abroad chali gai to Modi bohot khush ho jaega…india se itni badi bojh chali jaegi…yahan ki bhukhmari ki samasya bilkul khatam ho jaegi…
- Jab razai chhoti pad jati hai to logon ke paer bahar nikal aate hain…tera to bada sa pet bahar nikal ata hoga na!!
- Kabhi koi insect tere tummy pe reng le to uske circles aur spheres ke concepts kisi mathematician se bhi zyada strong ho jate hain…
- Fatso! Belt to fit ati ni hogi tujhe…kamar pe indicator laga liya kar…log savdhan rahenge tujhse…
- Tu kalyug ki Bakasur hai…jitna khana pura city khata hai, utna to tu akele hi khaa jati hai..
Farting Out Loud!! FOL!!! :D
Say these to her…these will
definitely work*
She will start dieting and
working out from the very moment…and surely she will stick to it till she
reduces down…
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- She might break up with you (well that’s good for you cuz then you can find a slimmer girlfriend)
- She might sit on you or fart at you (now that’s bad cuz you might die)
But well it’s worth the risk,
don’t you think??? :P
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